fuck me dead

Aussie slang for "oh my god!" or "I'll be damned!"

Well fuck me dead, look at the size of those hooters she has!!

by bread infection November 8, 2005

has me dead

Something that kills you inside and stresses you out

That movie has me dead it was so bad

by Offical dictionary August 13, 2017

fuck me dead!

An expression of extreme astonishment and surprise. Expresses more surprise than, e.g., "holy shit!"

Used extensively in the film "Welcome to Woop Woop!"

You graduated from high school? Fuck me dead!

by gafox June 24, 2004

Had me dead

It means something is really funny.

Nah fam when she said peng it had me dead

by Jemimaa1 September 14, 2019

consider me dead

A nice way of telling someone to shut up and leave you alone.

Coco: consider me dead.
(i.e. I don't want to talk to you now, stop bothering me)

by <3coco23 December 4, 2011

strike me dead

A slang term used in a situation of extreme frustration.

Meg (demanding): Bill, bring me a black cup of weak tea thats strong with a dash of milk
Bill (frustrated): Strike me dead woman!!!

by opinionated_bastard July 4, 2006

fuck me dead

It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.

haley: "well shit mom i spilled my drink!"

jo ann:"Well fuck me dead"

by lacey February 14, 2005