dvorkinian 

when the logic of a statement is non sequitur i.e. logic fails to follow.

alex:"no dude. masturbating is wrong because u r losing ur seed. thats why i hump fat black girls till i bust in my pants."

jon:"dude, that is some dvorkinian logic"

Zander:"dude, my plan was to look super desperate to all the girls, so that the other girl would see that i'd take anyone n then she would want me even more"
Mo: "bro, thats some dvorkinian logic"

dvorkinian by big papa D-P.I.M.P May 14, 2010

dvorkin 

Dvorkin is a drug deal who doesn't know what the hell is going on. He move shakes and regs. He sleeps with black women for a living . He cannot say the word hemoglobin.

Danm that guy is a real fucking dvorkin

dvorkin by Yeetyeetmagie November 6, 2020