1. David is a term used to describe people that stand out from the rest, the people you see and want to be friends with. Davids can be characterized by their distinctive good looks, but if you mention that to them they may get a tad bit cocky. David can also be sought out by his voice, it is unforgettable; his brown hair and brown eyes which can change your whole opinion on the colour brown.
2. Davids will always have their own opinions on things, which you may or may not like. Someone you'd call David would be obsessed with ice tea and not like oreos despite who disagrees with him. He would shake his head at such cheesy things and how inaccurate they are but he's yet to be proven wrong. He is someone that would laugh at idiocy with you and not get the least bit offended, at the same time, he's probably the most considerate person ever.
3. Davids are also amazing not-so-human beings, characterized by how perfect they are that they could not possibly be humans.
2. Davids will always have their own opinions on things, which you may or may not like. Someone you'd call David would be obsessed with ice tea and not like oreos despite who disagrees with him. He would shake his head at such cheesy things and how inaccurate they are but he's yet to be proven wrong. He is someone that would laugh at idiocy with you and not get the least bit offended, at the same time, he's probably the most considerate person ever.
3. Davids are also amazing not-so-human beings, characterized by how perfect they are that they could not possibly be humans.
1. Don't be basic be David.
I've never liked the colour brown before but it's my new favourite colour.
You're so not David, I bet your pH is like totally 14
I've never liked the colour brown before but it's my new favourite colour.
You're so not David, I bet your pH is like totally 14
by idontevenlikecats June 15, 2014
A man who is above all men. He reads the Urban Dictionary definitions and laughs at them. Some are accurate, some are not. Davids exude confidence. Qualities to look for in a David are tallness, excellent brown hair, sweetness, loves high fives, nerdiness, Marvel Comics titles (Spectacular, Amazing, Astonishing, etc.). A David can laugh in the face of danger. A David has his zombie survival plan all worked out and he knows who he's saving. Davids are generally kind to all who encounter them, but can be protective and territorial. Evildoers beware, because there just might be a David right behind you.
David drives 60 miles down the highway. Tim drives 60 miles down the highway going in the opposite direction. They meet and high-five. To keep the universe balanced a hole is torn to the peanut butter dimension and there is an explosion of peanut buttery epicness.
by TheKarmaMan December 11, 2010
David is a one of a kind. He is the guy that will make you smile over and over and will find a way to your heart and make you smile. He is handsome and has a great personality. He loves sports, hanging with his friends, and staying up late. He works hard for his goals and never quits, he has a good head on his shoulders. He is smart and responsible, he isn't desperate and will wait for something he loves. He is around 5"5-6 and usually has dark brown or black curly/wavy hair. If you find a David keep him close, he has a successful future heading his way.
by beautifulbutterfly2231 January 11, 2021
A total jerk to the ones he most dislikes, but a hella nice guy to the ones he likes. Stands up for the one he loves, even if the opposite person hasn't truly accepted him. Has a funny personality, isnt always the nicest guy around, but tries hard enough with the ones he approves of for himself. Also can be pretty shy when actually seeing or making a move towards the person he loves. David may also get angry and start calling people a 'pussy' or a 'bitch' at times when he loses a basketball game, or some sort of activity that involves competition.
by Yurple. October 21, 2010
The best boy friend a girl could ever have. David is the whole package! He is smart, sexy, handsome, kind hearted, loving, passionate, strong and good kisser ;) he knows how to treat a girl right and with respect! David is that handsome prince you see riding on a white horse with the wind blowing through his hair ready to sweep a girl off her feet ! Be ready cause you never know when David just might sweep you off your feet !;)
Jk he's taken by ME ❤️
Jk he's taken by ME ❤️
by Lily17 June 5, 2015
david is... the most amazing person you will ever meet..he is kind and sensitive..strong and daring..and he is gentle and sweet... he might not always think befor he does something..but thats what makes him so amazing..he is very very good looking..and oh he is a great kisser..if you meet this david..you should never ever let him go..cause if you do you might not get him back..
i love david.
i love david.
by khopp<3 October 20, 2009
A Really Smart Guy That's Also Sweet & Really Funny,He Has The Greatest Dimples,He's Tall & Handsome & I Bet Any Girl & Every Girl Will Be Super Lucky To Have A Guy Like Him c:
by _Esa_Goofiee September 15, 2013