The cooliest cool person in the world. He is amazing and as the most friends ever.
Dave is the hot indian guy in a group
by hot.indian August 06, 2011
Dave is not a salmon.
That's not a Dave, that's a salmon!
by Jimbo1531 October 22, 2010
They are the best teachers. They practice tough love, but they are the best lovers. They are intelligent and funny. They are the best friends.
You: Wow, that guy is hecka cool.
You over there: You know, that's just Dave.
by ClubRitz October 29, 2011
A word used to announce the presence of an authority figure. Commonly used in schools, not to be confused with the T.V channel.
Kid 1: So I was jacking it yesterday and...
(Teacher approaches)
Kid 2: Dave!
(Teacher leaves)
Kid 1: Cheers buddy, sweet Dave call.
by NineEm December 15, 2009
The coolest sweetest most intelligent and honest guy youll ever meet. knows about everything. will do anything for you. never hates or holds grudges. A guy who wants nothing more than to be happy by making those around him happy. One hell of a cook. The perfect guy, everything every woman says she wants in a man. But you will never date him, you always will find some reason or excuse why you can't, and never tell him the truth about why. No woman is allowed to be with or tell him why she can't be with him. The guy who has always been there for you when you needed him, who continually loves you and would do anything for you despite being used and abused time and again. The guy you want but whenever you let it show you have to pretend it didnt happen and accuse him of being crazy or not knowing what was going on when you asked him to sleep with you or told him how much you loved him and you were meant to be with him. He's always depressed and busy as hell, but when you need something hes there like state farm.
Dude this organic chemistry makes no sense to me, I need help, and I want to know how to cook this lamb and figure out what this cool unidentified tune is on the radio.

Just ask Dave.

Isnt he busy?

Yeah but he'll drop it to help out.

Is he still in love with that Heather?

Yeah, she totally is using him.

Yeah but he really loves her.
by vinny's June 22, 2011
means "deal" in latino.
Coined by Dave from Flight of the Conchords.
The D in my name stands for Deal, Dave means deal in latino.
by Blackflame619 February 08, 2009
Everybody knows a Dave. Daves are genuinely very happy at all times and can make the best out of a bad situation. rarely ever showing any other emotion than being happy unless someone triggers them to feel a different way such as angered, Daves are not the type of people you want to anger they are proper blokes and can always handle themselves, they are able to handle more than one person at a time. Daves when angered are very hard to control they will rage and destroy whoever stands in there way. Although Daves show no emotion they are loving, caring, effectionate and sensitive. They know how to treat women like princesses and always will at any chance they have, they are very romantic and like to put the females before themselves. Daves are very good with there hands and relax anybody, they're great at giving massages and will always give them even without being asked to. Daves are gentleman and have great respect for women and will always protect them. Daves are aqquired with large penis's or sometimes just above average, they know how to use them too, Daves are great at foreplay and will go down on girls to show them a good time. They do not ask for much just an occasional blow job and a bacon sandwich. They have an amazing smile which could brighten up any ones day a set of dazzling eyes and often large ears Daves are hilarious always cracking jokes that will keep you laughing, they always do dumb dangerous things to keep people entertained.
I love Dave.

Have you met Dave his so nice, he smiled at me and I became so happy.

If you need advice ask Dave he'll know for sure.

If that needs fixing ask Dave he can fix pretty much anything.

I looked at Dave the wrong way and he knocked me and my 5 mates out all at the same time.

Daves a beast be very careful he could knock 50 shades of red out of you.

Daves are so good at making love!

Girl 1: omg have you had sex with Dave!?

Girl 2: yesssss! His the best sex ever and I've slept with over 16 men!

Girl 1&3: I know right his so good with his penis!

Girl 4: on the subject of his wang it's so big!

Girl 1, 2, 3, 5, 6: omg! It is actually so big! But it feels so good! I can't believe his slept with all of us and none of us have anything bad to say!

Girl 7: he left my pussy looking like a cave, but then he ate me out and I went to pleasure island!

Girl 8, 9, 10: he knows how to use his tongue too!
by Every single female February 10, 2014
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