My dad used to always say “You’re never too far from a Dave

Then he would go on to list the many Dave’s he knew.

We all need a doggy Dave in our lives.

If you know a Dave then you know...

•Your life is complete

•Your in risk of getting murdered

•You probably know 10 more Dave’s
Can you give this to Dave?”
“Which one-?”
by Garyisntthegoldfish February 14, 2021
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Dave is a one-of-a-kind. Tall, with a charming smile and amazing eyes, he's almost to good to be true.

He's sweet, attractive, caring, and incredibly hilarious. He does the most legitimate accents, to the point where they are completely believable! He's smart, charismatic, and basically a perfect person.
I love Dave. I'm so glad he's mine
by kelseychantell July 30, 2011
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Dave is seen as the ultimate compliment and only to be used for people how deserve it. If your not a dave your a sket. Like you, your a sket.
Hannah: Is Stacy a Dave or a sket?
Josh: Nah Stacy is definitely a sket she sucked Adam last night
Hannah: Is Stacy a Dave or a sket?
Josh: Nah Stacy is definitely a sket she sucked Adam last night
Hannah: But Adam is a dave?
Josh: yeah that's why she sucked him off
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The cooliest cool person in the world. He is amazing and as the most friends ever.
Dave is the hot indian guy in a group
by hot.indian August 7, 2011
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A Dave, otherwise known as a dildo, is usually long, pink and Gerthy and can be found hiding in various places in the bedroom such as draws and under pillows
"Hey, go get big Dave n ram it in u for me"
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Dave is not a salmon.
That's not a Dave, that's a salmon!
by Jimbo1531 October 23, 2010
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