Daves are intense. They'll rock your world like no other man. They are also extremely intelligent and will blow your mind with some of the skills they've mastered. They are charismatic when they want to be. They work hard even while seemingly lost, but always end up on top of the game in the end. They are outspoken and blunt, honest and crass. They can be rude and boisterous. They have beautiful eyes that betray the sweetness within. Their hair is pleasure to run fingers through. They are intensely passionate, driven, and alpha. They are strong, tall, and handsome. They are also mischievous and use their intelligence to mess with your head, sometimes just out of pure boredom. If you aren't nuts they can drive you nuts, if you are they can make you even more nuts.

As a friend they are indispensable, helpful, and loyal so long as you help them out at times. As a lover you'll wish you could keep them always.
"How in the world does someone even do that? How is that even possible?"

"Clearly they are a Dave."
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The most badass and handsome dude ever born. He can tear a phonebook in half with his eyelids and has an anaconda in his pants.
"When my girlfriend passed out Dave slopped his massive dong on her lips. And she loved it."

"My mom tried to blow Dave but when she pulled his pants down his dick was actually a shotgun and blew her head off. Now my mom is dead"
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Your mother's unmarried partner.
Person 1: Who's that person?
Person 2: He's just my dave
by effy11 October 09, 2010

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Dave is a person who is artistic and loved by teachers. He gets in trouble sometimes for forgetfulness but never fails to get back on everybodys good side. Dave sometimes resembles a robot. He is very confident, and that shows through the way he walks. Most of the time it's with his hands in his back pockets, but if he is in a hurry, his arms are flung out behind him. Dave is a loving bf and continues to be long after a breakup. He is quite a gentleman and pampers the lucky lady that gets to date him.
omg i love you! you're such a dave!
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Dave can have many meanings and has a variety of uses;

1) Someone who is being that 'guy,' or would have all of the characteristics and behaviors one named David would possess. (Noun)

2) That shit that will take you to the moon; make you Chinese eyed. (Noun)

3) Being dumb or doing something stupid (Adjective)

4) Someone who is from LA, drinks out in public, who will step over any line, whose long hair doesn't cover their redneck, or who lets their bulldog mouth overload their puppy dog ass. (Noun)

5) Self employed Taxi Driver in Sacramento California. The Big Cat. Known for singing it, slapping it, and that's that. (Noun)
1) "Don't call me Dave." "You are being such a Dave right now."

2) "Got any of that dave?" "Pass that Dave." "Let's smoke that Dave."

3) "Quit Daving around right now." "He was pretty Dave last night."

4) "Your name is Dave."

5) "You are Dave." Answer: "You know who I am."

"Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave"
by TaxiDave April 22, 2013

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A Dave, otherwise known as a dildo, is usually long, pink and Gerthy and can be found hiding in various places in the bedroom such as draws and under pillows
"Hey, go get big Dave n ram it in u for me"
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A Dave is the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves. If anyone tries to get in his way, he will take them down. He's shameless and he's a fighter.
Person #1: Hey, who is that guy pushing through the crowd? He sure knows how to get people out of his way.

Person #2: That must be Dave. Even with all these people watching, he's not embarrassed.

Person #1: Classic Dave.
by PumpernicklePower January 20, 2017

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