dashboard confessional

bizoss

"Did you hear that new Dashboard Confessional song?"
"Yes, I did."

by izalex August 21, 2003

Dashboard Dacryops

Somebody who enjoys their car a little to much, maybe ges a tad teary when it gets dirty or abused. usually a wanna be street racer.

ha look at that wannabe driver, what a dashboard dacryops.

by crashbandicoon October 13, 2011

Dashboard Confessional

verb describe a musician who gives himself a band name despite clearly being a solo act.

"So, what's this Nine Inch Nails band all about?"
"See, it's this guy Trent Reznor..."
"Wait, it's just one guy?"
"Yeah."
"He dashboard confessionaled? What a lame-o. I hate him already."

by cegriffin June 8, 2005

Sneeze on her dashboard

To cum on a girls forehead.

Jeff's girlfriend is such a ratchet that when they're fucking she totally wants him to sneeze on her dashboard.

by pratorian January 2, 2016

paradise by the dashboard light

A euphemism for having sex in a car.

Jenny and Johnny drove up to make out point for a little paradise by the Dashboard light.

by ShovingLeopard February 2, 2016

dashboard confessional syndrome

a disease that bands often catch in their early days of writing. not yet fully confident of their skills they tend to stick with similar sounding music and the lyrics often focus on a single event, making it difficult to degress between different songs. Originating from the band Dashboard Confessional, who despite being veteran musicians of 4 albums, lead singer Chris still writes material about his high school romances. Hence DCS may also refer to someone who hasnt got any since high school.

Reckless liaison had some wicked tunes on last years album, but their new stuff is hinting that maybe the guys have a little bit of Dashboard Confessional syndrome.

Look at Mikey, he's your classic case of DCS. its been nearly ten years since graduation and he can't even manage to afford a hooker.

by BillySpleen July 10, 2005

Green Dashboard Disease

A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.

The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.

Looks like the green dashboard disease in the Afghan 🇦🇫 army has been exposed by the Taliban.

by Axle Tom September 16, 2021