2 definitions by cegriffin

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Supposedly excess weight that requires one to buy larger sizes of clothing and become a point of mockery and shame in social situations.

In women, a dress size of 10 and up is fat. In men, a beer belly exceeding to the point that one can't see ones' on feet is fat. In homosexual males, to live is to be fat.
Woman: Do you have this in a size 12?
Clerk: You'll have to go next door for something like that.
Woman: That's a plus sized women's store.
Clerk: I can't help it if you're fat.


Man, upon returning home from work: What's for dinner, honey?
Wife: I'm not making anything tonight.
Man: In that case, the guys and are I gonna go to a bar to watch the game.
Wife, incredulous: Another night of drinking? My God, you're getting so fat.


Homosexual male steps on to scale while at gym, reads "130" as his weight in pounds.
Homosexual male: God, I'm so fat.
by cegriffin June 07, 2005

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verb describe a musician who gives himself a band name despite clearly being a solo act.
"So, what's this Nine Inch Nails band all about?"
"See, it's this guy Trent Reznor..."
"Wait, it's just one guy?"
"Yeah."
"He dashboard confessionaled? What a lame-o. I hate him already."
by cegriffin June 07, 2005

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