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Charles Darwin, a guy who thought he figured out the origin of life. Apparently, life itself, along with every living organism on the planet originated from one molecule of organic material, created under virtually impossible conditions and circumstances (Scientists have attempted to replicate the ideal conditions for this to happen numerous times, and have failed). He also believed that all humans came from mindless apes, and he tried to use finches on the Galopogas Islands to somehow prove that evolution took place on an incredibly massive scale... using only birds. Frankly his thinking just does not make sense, but despite many great minds in science admitting that Darwin's theory does not add up, it has become the accepted explanation for life itself. What is worse is that it is absolutely impossible to convince Darwinists otherwise. They firmly believe that the theory they worship so much is bulletproof, and will reject any evidence against it. Professors from various universities and event he Smithsonian have been fired for presenting evidence for, or even simply mentioning the possibility of intelligent design in published papers. Darwinists ruthlessly bash Christians, reject any opposition to Darwin's theory and insist that evidence is only a coincidence, and use their power, influence, and downright arrogance to protect a theory that has been falling apart for years. That's a fine example of freedom of speech and freedom of inquiry isn't it?
Dad: See those monkeys kids? Millions of years ago, you would have looked like that!

Kid: You really believe that?

Dad: I believe what Darwin says because I'm not allowed to believe otherwise!

Kid: You're an idiot dad
by MxTr July 03, 2010
 
1.
Beast at everything he does tries his best. Everyone loves him. Usually tall and handsome. He is a great person to talk to but you got to talk to him first and he will listen. He denies compliments but he gives the best compliments to girls. He is truthful to one girl loves her then they break his heart.
Why do all the girls like Darwin? He isn't even all that great.
by kzvaldez May 07, 2011
 
2.
Charles Dawin A biological genius and nature lover. Discovered the principle of natural selection. Contrary to popular belief he did not discover evolution. The idea has been around science ancient times. He wrote ,"The orgin of species" and "The decent of man". That played a major part in dispelling the myth the man was created instantly by magic by a transidental being.
There are still people today who deny this principle and who are in the same class as flat earthers and try to get other people to believe there planly false and outdated ideas.
Darwin rules.
by Deep blue 2012 April 29, 2010
 
3.
Slang for an excessive amount of money, coming from the picture of darwin on a five pound note hence the expression. As used by indicision cru.
Dude 1: You wanna go to Reading festival?
Dude 2: Yeah man but it cost bare darwins!!would be awesome though, line up looks good.
Dude 1: true dat man,
by Dougi-E March 19, 2007
 
4.
A colloquial term for £10 notes that stems from Charles Darwin being on the back of £10 note.
The beers are on me!Ben- Shawn has so many darwins!
by jmanj May 07, 2014
 
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A gorgeous asshole that makes a girls feel like an angel and then stabs ice picks through their chest and kills their souls. Very hot and pretty and perfect and fjgnwjnlnsk. They are great boyfriends and aren't the brightest crayons in the box at times. The also have a strange obsession with death and hell and piles of dead babies. Good friends and awkward around exes. Die bitch.
OMG DID YOU KNOW BECKY COMMITTED SUICIDE?!

Yeah, it's cuz that Darwin broke up with her. Asshole -_-
by ILBVB4L January 06, 2013
 
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1. A term for failure reserved for those who's self esteem would be damaged by being told they fail. Since no one is left behind they get a dar win.

2. A win for the human race when a stupid someone fails so bad they are permanently removed from the gene pool.
1. Little Sally ate her crayons instead of making a nice picture for the art contest. She gets a dar win for her contribution.

2. This guy from Australia fell to his death while trying to plank on the railing of his apartment balcony, that's a real dar winner.
by GreenBird23 May 16, 2011
 
7.
stalking a girl after being dumped by her. following her, annoying her constantly.
Girl, he's so pulling a darwin!
I know, it's kinda of scary
by class,sassandafineass October 20, 2012