Senator Armstrong 

THE most based individual of all. Has good goals like ending war and the military-industrial complex, and believes in people being able to choose their own destiny, while also experimenting on children and using war as a business to end war as a business at the same time.

Regretful Voter #573792: Man, I wish I voted for Senator Armstrong rather than two senile old men

Senator Armstrong by Tax Evasion & Fraud March 29, 2022

dope like lance armstrong 

adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.

Dude, I just went a 69-0 kd in CoD!

Dude, that is dope like lance armstrong!

dope like lance armstrong by Gingerwhalegw January 19, 2013

Armstrong's Law

Armstrong's Law describes the phenomenon observed when discussions between Americans and non Americans about a variety of topics, where it become apparent America is not the greatest at said topic, the likelihood of the American to arbitrarily bring up the US moon landings as a non sequitur increases dramatically.

Mathematically, Armstrong's Law is defined as the probability of the moon landings being inserted into the debate (P(ml)) increasing exponentially as a function of time (t) of the discussion, once it becomes obvious that America is in fact inferior in regards to the subject being discussed

Thus: P(ml) = exp^(t)

Named for American astronaut Neil Alden Armstrong who became the first human to walk on the surface of the moon on July 21, 1969. Amstrong's Law is recognised by science and has been observed all over the internet in discussions ranging from the geo-political impact of American foreign policy, to tackling poverty, to whether cheese in a can is really cheese.

"There are two types of country. Ones with socialized healthcare, and ones who have walked on the moon."

"Oh my god, I love how Americans can bring the MOON LANDING into literally EVERYTHING. Talk about soccer, result? "Walked on the moon", you can't argue with Armstrong's Law."

"Some countries have landed men on the moon other countries use the metric system."

Armstrong's Law by Erik_Meijer December 4, 2015

Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon 

A legendary and powerful weapon used by the Inuisei Amanto when they first arrived on Earth and it gave them an overwhelming advantage over the Earthlings, assuring their takeover of Edo and Earth. This weapon was also used in several other galactic wars throughout history.

Isn't that a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, oh it's high quality too.

Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon by Katsura_san January 16, 2021

Senator Steven Armstrong 

Senator Armstrong is a senator that has nanomachines that could've gone pro if he didn't join the navy.

Senator Steven Armstrong is sexy

Senator Steven Armstrong by sexymf99 July 3, 2022

Jill Armstrong 

This is the "mirror image" twin sister of Palmala Handerson. When Palmala Handerson gets tired, you can switch to her twin.

When I get blue balls from this chick tonight, I'm gonna let Jill Armstrong rub me the right way!

Jill Armstrong by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017

Armstrong's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, it states that the longer a conversation about a foreign country continues, the higher the chance an American will bring up the moon landing.

"He's one small step away from Armstrong's Law."

Armstrong's Law by OHNOTHEYRECOMING December 16, 2015