Caped duck superhero defending the streets of St. Canard 24/7. Aired as an old disney cartoon on the Disney Afternoon lineup (full of kickass shows like Ducktales, Rescue Rangers, and Tale Spin...ahh, good times). Darkwing Duck's most popular quote is "Let's Get Dangerous", and an appearance by him in Kingdom Hearts 2 would be the best thing ever!
The Darkwing Duck finds its roots in the ole batwing. The stark differences are that the Darkwing Duck requires someone to apply black or brown face paint to their ballsack. In addition to grabbing each testicle and spreading your sack as far as it goes you quack like a duck as well.
John really wanted to go blackface for the corporatehalloween party but knew it has been a fireable offense since 2009. He decided to instead give his marketing team the darkwing duck to lighten the mood.
“Man… Davis was wild last night. He told me I was more outside than an asshole on Christmas then gave me the Darkwing Duck on his way out to his car.
1. Something I jerk off furiously to.
2. Something I ejaculate quickfully at.
3. Something I edge at lightspeed towards.
4. Something I goon fast and delirious for.