DarkSim 

The ultimate simulant. In seconds it will have the best weapon, then it will home in on your exact position, and proceed to kill you, almost always achieving the headshot.

"Damn darksims killed me again!"

DarkSim by Anonymous May 6, 2003

DarkSim 

a very skilled opponent

Jeff is a darksim in Perfect Dark.

DarkSim by Anonymous March 20, 2003

DarkSim 

A person that I want to sex up!

Hey, look, a sexy Darksim!

DarkSim by Jamie White aka Kinnison February 17, 2003

DarkSim 

A very cool person. One that is very classy, but still has that "bad boy" image.

"Look at Johnny, he is such a DarkSim"

DarkSim by D Milez February 17, 2003

DarkSimp 

A power hungry villain from the depths of Apoachalypse, has a chicken daughter and sends his minion “Steppenweiner” (willy) to retrieve the anti simp equation

DarkSimp wishes to subjugate every internet thottie and e-girl under his control and to conquer the internet for himself, a true god he is as his endless quest for conquering worlds and war defines his bloodthirsty demeanor

Eliminates Egirls, thotties, onlyfans girls in his spare time Which solidify DarkSimp as a necessary evil.

A true god in his own right and in the LITERAL SENSE, for every form he appears in is but merely an avatar of his true form, can NEVER be truly destroyed or defeated.

DarkSimp refuses to simp and his name signifies his darkness and vow to destroy cruel woman that break modern mens hearts which has gained a fanbase that prays to Lord DarkSimp himself.

Nobody:

DarkSimp: I AM THE GOD OF GODS!!!!!! WATCH HOW A TRUE GOD DISMANTLES THE FEMININE EGO!

*proceeds to delete every E girls Tik Tok account and crashes onlyfans site*

People: ALL HAIL DARKSIMP

*bows down and worships*

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DarkSimp is a multiversal threat that evens the odds for men under the threat of being cancelled by woman or humiliated by society.

any woman that believes themself above society and men clearly has yet to acknowledge and face the wrath of DarkSimp!

simps and regular men aren’t the only ones thankful that DarkSimp exist, he may not be their leader (he’s their GOD and MORE) but rather the answer to the question of “how do I beat hoes at their own game?”

DarkSimp > any god EVER

DarkSimp by Nukedmunxxx March 27, 2022

DARKSIMP 

internet meme villain that spawned sometime after the snyder cut of justice league was released.

Revealed to be a variant of “junior the egomaniac” (internet cringemaster) rather than old J himself, DARKSIMP is often found in YouTube comment sections, memes, occasionally takes a dip into reddit forums to spread word of his coming.

Not to be confused with a Redditor or “SIMP” (dare I say) as DARKSIMP IS A GOD WELL ABOVE THE REST and often reminds forgetful foolish mortals of it

Simps for NO WOMAN, and even puts them in their place or humbles them (and men occasionally) to the point of submission to DarkSimps will

EXAMPLE:

there is no beginning or end to DARKSIMP, DARKSIMP SIMPLY IS

outside of the multiverse Exists the true form of DARKSIMP

god: phew, finally wiped out of all evil, humanity should be fairly safe now

True Form DARKSIMP: hahahahahahahahaa

God: …..who’s there???

True Form DARKSIMP: i am above all things as you are above humanity and creation

God: *worries*

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DARKSIMP is the answer to when one’s gf or bf cheats on them and needs justice for that they need only to pray to Lord DarkSimp and in time he shall answer

DARKSIMP is the darkness and the void left by the absence of good or mere simping, for simps go into hiding when DARKSIMP is even mentioned

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DARKSIMP, a newly emerged supervillain that’s presumed to face off against all Internet personalities or social media influencers, for THEY CANNOT DENY DARKSIMP.

DARKSIMP: “your submission is mandatory”

Presidents: yes my lord

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Random fuckboi: pfff am I actually gonna be scared of some nameless edgelord Criminal???

DARKSIMP: *stands unimpressed* (as usual)

Random fuckboi: whatever I got plans, begone loser

*walks off*

DARKSIMP: plans are of no use to a dead man

*PROCEEDS TO BURN HIM ALIVE WITH THE JUNEMEGA BEAMS!!!!!!!*

*ZZZZZAAPPPPPFFFFFFFFRRRKKKHKHKHKHHHZZZZ*

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DARKSIMP is the meme lord of meme lords, and ruler of memes and GOD OF GODS, he requires your complete submission and laughs at the perishing screams of his foes

There is no god ONLY DARKSIMP!

DARKSIMP by Bujjwaxxxboujee March 31, 2022

DarkSimp 

Most powerful antagonist in the entire multiverse even exists outside of it but in order to personally destroy his foes and insult/humiliate everyone he enters through an avatar

DarkSimp only appears as he wants you to perceive him as

Often thwarted by a group cringe tik tokers

DarkSimp often refers to himself in the third person as he is above laws and ethics, he can do as he pleases and enjoys torturing others

DarkSimp appears as a villain in occasionally internet memes/comics and has spawned a number of followers/cultists who worship him as the perfect example of what people should strive to be in the face of opposition and war

“Everyone wants heroes but villains do what nobody does yet secretly wants” -DarkSimp

“You Dare lay hands on DarkSimp ??!”

Girl: *challenges DarkSimp to a dance off*

DarkSimp: *unimpressed*

*lasers her, incinerates her with the Junemega beams*

DarkSimp is ABOVE ALL, DOES AS PLEASES, even the old gods and other entities fear DarkSimp

There is evil, and there IS DARKSIMP
There is powerful, there is god level and then THERE IS DARKSIMP

DarkSimp by WitchesNsnitches_> August 25, 2022