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typically though of, as evil. whether he is or not, is uncertain. definitly menacing. That Dark Knight is a menace, like that queef.
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easy...it's a nickname for..BATMAN! Can anyone defeat the Dark Knight?
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A variation of the hometown classic, to pull a "Dark Knight" is to pick up a guy (or girl) in your hometown, take them to your parents house, and seduce them using the 2008 film as bait. Once back at your parents crib, you gotta slip into something sexy under the guise of comfort (usually a kimono), making a wardrobe change from formal to nightware, much like from bruce wayne to batman. After that, it's just a matter of banging on your parent's couch while using the movie's explosive soundtrack to mask the noise. this guy wasn't into banging at my mom's house, but he was a total dork so I figured I'd pull a dark knight.
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When your "booty call" comes over in the middle of the night sneaks in keeping the lights off, blind folds and fucks you silly- kevin style- 'till you passout. Takes a shit on your chest and whispers in your ear "I'm your brother, I'm batman," before dissapearing into the night. As she woke in the morning, the dreadful feeling, what happened last night, was real. After wiping the fresh fecal matter off her chest, the words, "I am batman," echoed in her ears, this was no dream, it was a dark knight.
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A variation of the bat wing, a Dark knight is a surprise attack where one waits in a dark room streches their scrodum with one hand, while using the other hand to shine a flahlight on the scrotum for all to see. The only thing I could see as I walked into my room was the shadow of a dark knight.
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Dark Knight is the coolest dude alive. His insane skills both on and off the computer amaze and astound all, especially the ladies. Can frequently be found on comic message boards hitting on other men's girlfriends and underage girls from Canada. Dark Knight, you are the man!
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