Darching

When a man repeatedly hits his testicles wth a table tennis paddle until swollen, blistered and sore.

Huw's scrotum was a mess after an intense night of darching.

by Ruffleroo May 18, 2016

darche

The better way to spell the word darsh.

Stan Marsh, more like STAN DARCHE

or

Oh look, here comes the DARCHEMOBILE

by pigshit December 8, 2004

darch

Marijuana. It is the plant that is a halucinogen. Can make people die if used wrong.

"I'm getting some darch yo. It's going to cost $20."
"Koo Koo. Get me some."

by Jamal Williams June 23, 2004

Darche

A multi-purpose word that can really mean anything, although it usually denotes something foul or disgusting.

Bro, that chick is so hot I swear I just darched my pants.

What the darche is going on here?

I darched all over the public darsheroom, the janitor is going to have a fit.

What a darching darchebag.

Oh man, your breath reeks. Did you eat a darche sandwich?!

Oh man, what's that darche?

I'd rather die than eat any darche from the cafeteria.

by Belley November 15, 2010

Darch

1. Big toe
2. Slang for camel toe

Dude, I smashed my darch.

Did you see the darch on the chick?

by Brandon "BR" May 1, 2008

Darch

1. dried faeces that is deposited in the crotch of one's pants - usually due to poor sanitary practice after defecation.

2. dust-bowl northern suburb of Perth, Western Australia

1. "God damn, what's the smell in the washing basket?"
"Bugga - I must have darched me daks"

2. "God damn mum, what's that smell coming out of the vents?"
"Just hold your breath while we're driving through Darch"

by rucky January 16, 2009

Darch

The nasty smell coming from someone's asshole.

Similar to the word "Stench", meaning an awful smell, this has the same meaning except it only refers to buttholes. Ways of saying it may include "Something darches in here.", or "It smells darchy in here. Who the hell shit their pants?". People mostly use it in it's basic way.

What the fuck smells like darch?

by SpinaLCord September 27, 2014