Dank

Dank, is an adjective which is over-used by people in general and mostly by people trying to appear cool to their stoner friends. Dank means dark, sticky, gooey, and potent. It was originally a common word to describe disgusting basements and caves ect. Then the world of pot took it over and was using it very correctly to describe very potent strains of marijuana, seeing as the definition of dank meets all the qualities you find in good marijuana. Then "squares" and people who wanted to look cool to stoners started using it to describe anything they think is "cool" which in turns makes them believe they themselves are "cool" as well. In reality it makes them seem as illiterate as an ape. M&M's are not dank, chips are not dank, and your clothes are definitely not dank, you need to stop overusing and killing the word.

Stoner- "Wow man, this bud i got off that chill guy I met is pretty dank, i'm definitely going to buy from him again."

Stoner's Lame friend- "Yeah man, i got this really dank shirt today from A&F"

Stoner- "You got a sticky and gooey shirt? are you an idiot? Oh, and from Ambercrombie & Bitch? Man, get the hell out of here, you're ruining my high"

by The Dood 775 August 19, 2009

Danked

To preform the act of smoking marijuana and becoming intoxicated. See also blazed and chronizized

"Don't tell tan I danked"

"Ok"
Preforming the act of danking}

by Bush did 9/11 April 1, 2015

Dank

Dank is used for almost anything these days....like weed and a way of saying lit.
What dank actually means is unpleasantly damp and cold.

"I walk slowly down the dank hallway"

by The experience of a life time December 18, 2016

Dank

Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.

That borritos was dank, man.
or... That borritos was the dankness

by Casey April 20, 2005

dank

sticky, hairy, stinky, and highly potent marijuana.

I took two hits of that dank and was nearly transcendent.

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

danked

To keep a forum post on the top of the list by using alternate accounts to post replies to your original post.

POST #1
Danks - Level 14 Troll Mage
Wow I like the honor system and the huge battles. Just increase the Horde guards levels a bit and this game will be about perfect!!!


POST #2
Danks - Level 14 Troll Mage
Yes I agree. PVP action is key.

by No-One April 21, 2005

Dank

Uncomfortably moist

Dank memes

by SeamoreTheSeal March 27, 2017