"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album
Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.
"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"
Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...
He has been performing stand up since the early 1990's, but has been treated like a god by these "fans" since the mid-2000's.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"