The white persons Dave Chapelle. he is a comedian that is uninhibited and makes such eccentric jokes that alot of people enjoy his show.
Dane Cook ,although a sucky version of Chapelle, who in my opinon isnt that funny just hi-strung and hyper, like a gerbil.
by Rudo January 5, 2006
1.The hottest comedian alive who I want to make hot monkey love to.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.
Daney Waney: "Mmm let me out of the closet!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"
by Ms. Daney Waney December 20, 2008
An intense beast of a comedian who is my future hubbay. Needs to be shrined and bowed down to every day.
He puts the FUN in FUNNY.
Hes the Elvis to comedy and I dont care what people say he is amazing!
And shouldnt be referred to anything but Daney Waney <3
He puts the FUN in FUNNY.
Hes the Elvis to comedy and I dont care what people say he is amazing!
And shouldnt be referred to anything but Daney Waney <3
Boy: Ew that Dane Cook guy isnt even funny.
Girl: Dont chu mess with Daney Waney or I'll go all Zohan on yo ass!
Girl: Dont chu mess with Daney Waney or I'll go all Zohan on yo ass!
by Ms. Cook December 20, 2008
To be the Dane Cook of something means to appear as though you have a certain level of mastery in your field usually due to status or popularity but upon closer examination there is very little coherence or substance.
Opinions of Dane Cook's comedic talent vary greatly. The rational however is that during his performances Mr. Cook gives out a lot of energy and expresses himself with wild movements giving the illusion that he is funny. Upon closer examination however, his material seems shallow and contains very little substance.
This was popularized by the TV Show Archer where the main character Archer describes Karate as the Dane Cook of martial arts.
Also, during a Family Guy episode where two generic characters are attending Mr. Cooks performance one character asks the other if Dane Cook had actually said something funny, to which he other character responds, that he since he is moving around a lot, he must have.
Opinions of Dane Cook's comedic talent vary greatly. The rational however is that during his performances Mr. Cook gives out a lot of energy and expresses himself with wild movements giving the illusion that he is funny. Upon closer examination however, his material seems shallow and contains very little substance.
This was popularized by the TV Show Archer where the main character Archer describes Karate as the Dane Cook of martial arts.
Also, during a Family Guy episode where two generic characters are attending Mr. Cooks performance one character asks the other if Dane Cook had actually said something funny, to which he other character responds, that he since he is moving around a lot, he must have.
by Jimmy-Bean October 27, 2010
A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.
guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.
by 90% Airzooka August 19, 2007
A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.
by chinaman February 15, 2007