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1.
The act of using someone else's joke as your own, and making the previously funny joke, not funny.
Man1: Guess what?
Man2: What?
Man1: CHICKEN BUTT

Man2:Guess what?
Man3:What?
Man2:CHICKEN BUTT
Man1:What the fuck? Stop Dane-Cooking me.
by RYANNOSAURUSREX August 05, 2010
 
2.
Watching Dane Cook's stand-up routine, or reciting lines from the routine.
Sam:"Karen is always a bag of douche!!"
Chris: "And Mass starts at what....a quarter of five in the morning? But, you had to get good seats."
Sam: Well, it was nice Dane Cooking with you, but I gotta go.
by Katie A W November 27, 2006