3 definitions by chinaman

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A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.
I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.
by chinaman February 15, 2007

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n.

A kiss that leaves the recipient dripping with saliva. Best demonstrated when kissed by big-mouthed, tongue-wagging monster like Julia Roberts.
Holy crap, I needed a towel after that Julia Roberts' kiss... FROM JULIA ROBERTS.
by chinaman November 26, 2005

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adj. n.

Oftentimes used as a synonym for the word butt. Contains derogatory connotations when used as an adjective and is generally considered an insult. Can also be used as a noun.
You elbow, you shot my dog!

Shoot man, last night was so crazy - she let me stick it in her elbow!
by chinaman July 07, 2005

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