The Seth MacFarlane of stand-up.
by amethyst May 5, 2007
A comedian who everyone who is under 5 years old thinks is effing hiliairous whereas Daniel Tosh is clearly funnier.
Random Person On The Street: Omg Lolz! Dane Cook is so funny!!
Me: Wow you're a dumbass.
^^ My opinion is the Morgan Freeman of the opinion world.
Me: Wow you're a dumbass.
^^ My opinion is the Morgan Freeman of the opinion world.
by Morgan Porterfield Freeman Jr. February 15, 2009
In my opinion, Dane Cook is the funniest man currently alive. Dane Cook is a stand-up comedian and a Massachusetts native. He is best known for his real-life antics and for his notorious hand gesture the Super Finger, normally shortened to Su-Fi. One of his most recent performances, and my all-time favorite was the Dane Cook: Vicious Circle HBO Special. He is also know for a game he started entitled "Who's In My Mouth?"
Dane Cook- "...And then you get that tap, that sudden just- tap. And who is it? You turn to see who it is, and who is it? The World! The World is behind you saying, 'Uh, yeah, hi. In case you haven't noticed, I'm the fucking world. And, in case you don't know... You're gonna cry."
by Matt N.us October 17, 2006
Made a hilarious and classic comedy album named Harmful If Swallowed and a terrific Comedy Central Presents. He then released a CD called Retaliation with twice the CDs and half the comedy. Promised fans a cool bonus for pre-ordering this CD from Comedy Central's website. The bonus: a cheap aluminum dog-tag necklace. At about this time became a self-promoting ego-maniac who can't shut up about how many MySpace friends he has and how many comedy records he's broken.
Man, remember how cool the old Dane Cook was? Yeah, let's hope he joins us here on earth again someday.
by ComFan August 31, 2007
Talented, intelligent, creative, funny, and a hard working human being. Now known as one of the "greats" of comedy, he continues to push himself to be successful in other alley ways of life. From comedy, to acting, to singing, to guitar playing, to broadway his talents are endless. He's living his dream and haters can't stand it.
Human #1: "What made you write this story?"
Human #2: "I have an infinite fuse of inspiration and imagination when Dane Cook is apart of the creation."
Human #2: "Wow, that's deep."
Human #1: "I know, I can't help it."
Human #2: "I have an infinite fuse of inspiration and imagination when Dane Cook is apart of the creation."
Human #2: "Wow, that's deep."
Human #1: "I know, I can't help it."
by Unicornically Speaking February 3, 2011
Adjective: Unfortunate / To a degree of the lowest caliber.
"Dane Cook blocked me. Because Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him." - Reddit user u/Dontneedanything
"Dane Cook blocked me. Because Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him." - Reddit user u/Dontneedanything
by lemmeseeificanhitthecharacterl May 3, 2021
the most awesome comic like ever! he made 2 hit cds retalliation, and harmful if swallowed. hes superduper funny, check him out on Youtube if you get a chance
by s;isuij July 1, 2006