Wonder Woman: Oh my god, is that superman playing quarterback???
Batman:No, its just Daddy Dak Prescott slangin his fat ass dick
Batman:No, its just Daddy Dak Prescott slangin his fat ass dick
by Dick me down Dak December 5, 2022
Contrary to popular belief, Dak is not trash. He’s lead the Dallas Cowboys to 3 winning seasons in each of his first 3 seasons. He’s 32-16 as a starter and is 2nd in wins only behind Tom Brady since 2016. Overall has better stats than Carson Wentz, besides TD:INT ratio. Has ACTUALLY started in playoff games unlike Wentz. Dak is 13-5 against the NFC east. ( Could’ve been 12-4 if it weren’t for that bs loss against the Redskins in 2018). This upcoming 2019 NFL season Dak is facing some tough competition, so it’ll be a way to prove Cowboys haters wrong. Plus most people spend their time hating on the Cowboys and on Dak than following their team.
Person 1: Man that Dak Prescott guy is kinda good
Person 2: Whattttt, he plays for the cowboys so he’s trash
Person 1: *proceeds to show Person 2 Daks accomplishments and accolades*
Person 2: *still being ignorant* He’s still trash
Person 2: Whattttt, he plays for the cowboys so he’s trash
Person 1: *proceeds to show Person 2 Daks accomplishments and accolades*
Person 2: *still being ignorant* He’s still trash
by cheese eater 1 June 30, 2019
by Right Nipple March 12, 2017
The name you call someone demanding $40 mil a yr (or any ridiculously large sum of money) despite being slightly above average.
boss- "(insert random schmuck's name)...keep up the good work here, you're doing slightly above average! "
schmuck: "Thank you! can I have a 4000% raise?"
boss- (sips coffee) "go back to to work dak prescott."
schmuck: "Thank you! can I have a 4000% raise?"
boss- (sips coffee) "go back to to work dak prescott."
by 8th_hour.rex September 17, 2020
by Iceman73211 November 29, 2016
A delusional little bastard who believes Dak Prescott is actually a good qb when in reality he’s terrible and has no friends
Average Dak Prescott Fan: Come on, that fucker Dak Prescott threw another interception costing Dallas the game!
by Eagles Autism Foundation December 14, 2022