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DNA
n. paramedic code for "dyin' nigga act." an overly dramatic and obviously fake act of being in pain. usually performed by welfare abusing pieces of trash in a pathetic attempt to recieve morphine from the medics. this presentation is characterized by obnoxious moaning and groaning, incessant squirming, nonspecific symptoms and screaming in "pain" when the subject is touched anywhere on the body. when asked if they have a particular symptom, the subject will most certainly answer "yes" to nearly any symptom suggested.
medic: "so i understand your leg hurts, sir."
patient: "yeah, i think it done broke."
medic: "how about your head, does your head hurt?"
patient: "yeah, my head kinda hurts too."
medic: "do you have any chest pain?"
patient: (suddenly holding chest)"yeah. ...yeah! as a matter of fact i DO have some o' dat chest pain. been havin' it all day."
medic: (to partner)"dna."
other medic: (nodding, talking under his breath) "totally. this guy ain't gettin' shit from me."
by streetmedic September 01, 2005
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DNA
means of solving all criminal cases, no other police work is required.
1)Grissom solved the case and asked Caruso to guess how he did it. "Not DNA again!" He bellowed.
by Pantaloon January 07, 2008
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DNA
1. deoxiribosenucleic acid.
2. National Dyslexic Association.
1. All living things are determined by their DNA
2. I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
by The Strut October 01, 2004
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DNA
The correct spelling of the abbreviated molecule: Deoxyribonucleic Acid.

One double stranded molecule of DNA in its natural state is called a chromosome.
Humans have 46 DNA molecules, called chromosomes, in each cell of the body.
by Blixic August 25, 2006
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DNA
Stands for DO NOT ANSWER. Do Not Answer(DNA) list is used to aviod answering phone calls from specific people. DNA list can be used mentally or by adding "DNA-" before the person's name on the phone.
F**k Tom, I am adding him to my phone's DNA list.
Hey Steve, guess who left me a voicemail, DNA-Tom.
by rk_tenn December 31, 2006
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DNAS is a gaming system to prevent cheaters. Due to a recent leet haxor 'dax', this has been bypassed.
Redman: Yo Did You See Dax Bypass Dnas Last Night
24 Gunz: yeah i gave him head for it
by !!!!iDOT!!!! October 02, 2006
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DNA
Do not abbreviate.
bob:the cops found my dna on the package
steve:what?
bob:idk lol
by rtsujteiogdg May 26, 2009
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DNA
Drugs 'n' alcohol
I don't have enough "DNA" in my system.
by Fagamus Maximus March 06, 2014
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