patient: "yeah, i think it done broke."
medic: "how about your head, does your head hurt?"
patient: "yeah, my head kinda hurts too."
medic: "do you have any chest pain?"
patient: (suddenly holding chest)"yeah. ...yeah! as a matter of fact i DO have some o' dat chest pain. been havin' it all day."
medic: (to partner)"dna."
other medic: (nodding, talking under his breath) "totally. this guy ain't gettin' shit from me."
Hey Steve, guess who left me a voicemail, DNA-Tom.