DLN 

Don’t love nobody

“ Jason DLN...”

DLN by CaponeDLN June 18, 2021

DLN 

Don't Look Now: when you're talking about someone nearby but don't want them to know; you must say it while looking at the target but not OBVIOUSLY just in case your friend looks and spoils the moment. Your friend usually looks AFTER they have passed.

DLN but those shoes are hideous like OMG!

DLN by shivey89 May 17, 2010

DLN 

Dirty Little Nigger. To be used in situations where saying the n-word is inappropriate.

I went to Popeye's Chicken and there was a bunch of DLNs working there.

DLN by RoadRum May 13, 2009

DLN 

Down Low Ni***s
Typically referring to gay street thugs

Ay I think I really like penis I’m a DLN

DLN by CappinRackz October 10, 2022

DLNP 

Acronym for Dreaded Late Night Poop.
We’ve all been there. You’re freshly showered, thinking about counting sheep, ready to hunker down for the night, and then it hits you. You have to poop. “Shit!” you curse quietly. It’s at this point you start to ask yourself questions: Can I hold it till the morning? Didn’t I just poop a few hours ago? Will I be able to sleep after this? You ponder for a few minutes, but ultimately decide that you have no choice but to lay some cable. You begrudgingly walk to the bathroom and succumb to the ever-powerful force that is the DLNP.

Employee: Sorry for being late to work, boss. Couldn’t sleep last night after my DLNP got me out of my rhythm.
Boss: What in the absolute dick punch fuck are you talking about? You’re fired.

DLNP by Mr.nj November 25, 2019

dlnbtisby 

Don't
Look
Now
But
There
Is
Someone
Behind
You

You: Searching things on urban dictionary

Guy Breaking into your house: *Steps on creaky floor board*

You: Did I hear something

Cat: dlnbtisby

dlnbtisby by Jungrer Boy February 23, 2020