The Cyrus Effect is the result of the presence of a cyrus online causing you to lag/wifi go down whenever they appear online. It may seem like a coincidence until it happens every single time. Careful though, it will sometimes not mess with your wifi and mess with somebody else instead to throw you off its trail. Spread the word.
Kat: Yo I'm lagging so hard rn.
Yonathan: Bro it's the Cyrus Effect messing with u rn.
Cyrus: (obviously lying) IT'S NOT ME
Yonathan: Bro it's the Cyrus Effect messing with u rn.
Cyrus: (obviously lying) IT'S NOT ME
by Yonbutreal on insta September 6, 2023
When you flake on a potential date over and over again, then you finally are so bored you want to hang out, and HE ignores you. Then you become a stalker.
Campos Jr.: "Why are you calling him, I thought he wasn't your type?"
Campos: "Yeah he wasn't. Until he started dodging my calls."
Campos Jr.: "Sounds like the Cyrus Effect."
Campos: "Yeah he wasn't. Until he started dodging my calls."
Campos Jr.: "Sounds like the Cyrus Effect."
by campos laney jones March 19, 2009