Cutting Ham

Used to describe when you or someone else is doing something other than actual work. Also used to cover up tardiness or any other task that usually assigned to the person in question.

Subordinate: Hey boss, I'm going to be in around noon. I'll be out cutting ham.

Boss: Ok, but keep the ham cutting to 4 hours. The big boss is starting to look at time sheets.

Cutting Ham by Traffic Cat May 15, 2013

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Cutting Ham

Taking a massive dump and leaving the smell on your hands.

“Ew, what’s that smell?”

“Oh, I was just Cutting Ham in there”

Cutting Ham by janlevinsonnogould January 17, 2021

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cuntingham

The bitch in your class that doesn't know what a tampon is

Hey you cuntingham shut the fuck up and use a tampax you stupid cunt

cuntingham by Jigaboo nigger August 1, 2016

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Cottingham

adj. Pretty, charming and ambitious, with a cute smile that gets them out of trouble, however naughty they maybe. Very intelligent - be very aware, you will be captivated!

I was raging but she threw her Cottingham smile at me and all was forgotten.

Cottingham by TigerByName February 1, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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