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Cuntopotamus

Definition -A) a bitch the size of a hippo
Exampleon the train
Friend 1"Dude...thats a huge BITCH."
Friend 2"Nah, Thats a Cuntopotamus!"
Cuntopotamus by h8rofu September 21, 2009
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cuntopotamus

1.) A person who is such a big cunt, that the mere size of their cuntness has to be compared to that of a hippopotamus.

2.) The most commonly misspelled insult.
"Did you here what Suzy did?"
"Yeah, she's a fucking cuntopotamus."
cuntopotamus by Xibilation January 24, 2015

cuteapotomus

Someone who is littleraly beyond cute. Said to a dude by a bromosexual. this is ment to be used a joke.
Bob: joe your a cuteapotomus.

Joe: thanx bob i know
cuteapotomus by Mj jeezy October 20, 2009

Cuntopotamus

A fat woman with a bitchy and cunty demeanor.
When Ian married her, Karen was neither fat nor a bitch. However the last two years, she's become a cuntopotamus with her bitchy attitude and her fat ass.

Cuntopotamus

Cunt-o-pot-amus (noun)

A loud, emotionally underdeveloped creature that thrives on harassing victims and survivors of abuse, often mistaking cruelty for confidence and ignorance for insight. Known for charging into conversations uninvited, armed with zero facts and an inflated sense of moral authority. The cuntopotamus feeds on attention, especially the kind that disrupts healing and silences truth.

Due to it's lack of self-awareness, it cannot distinguish accountability from attack, or advocacy from inconvenience. Most active in online environments, where empathy is optional and consequences feel distant.

Natural habitat: comment sections, DMs, and anywhere survivors speak up.

Primary defense mechanism: deflection, denial, and a stunning lack of shame.
Every time a survivor shares their story, a cuntopotamus shows up in the comments, louder than everyone else and somehow still saying absolutely nothing of value.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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