cuteapotomus

Someone who is littleraly beyond cute. Said to a dude by a bromosexual. this is ment to be used a joke.

Bob: joe your a cuteapotomus.

Joe: thanx bob i know

cuteapotomus by Mj jeezy October 20, 2009

Cuteopotamus 

A cute fat kid.

Did you see that little fat kid running around with the Star Wars costume? He was a cuteopotamus!

Cuteopotamus by Cupskates November 13, 2010

cuntapotomus 

(n) a really slutty fat girl who somehow still gets laid despite her size, usually preys on drunk/desperate men

god she is so slutty and fat! she is such a cuntapotomus

cuntapotomus by Ellebee October 4, 2008