Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife

An important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n'er do wells' actions. Originally written by Mastodon for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, it has gained much YouTube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in America.

After watching the "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch "The Exorcist"

by BrutalMastodon August 21, 2010

cut up

Simalar to cut in, cut off. To drive in a manner that disrupts someone else, e.g to pull in to another lane of a road and force someone already in that lane to brake harshly to avoid a crash.

I was cut up AGAIN by audi man on the M1 last sunday.

by oracle February 1, 2005

Cutting Up

When someones breath stink bad

"dude yo breath is cutting up !"

by Jade Mccrary October 4, 2009

Cut-up

Anyone you've had sex with.

"I was having a good night at the bar last weekend when I ran into an old cut-up, the clingy one who always wanted to spend the night."

by tatereno May 14, 2023

cut up

Slang for getting a hair cut.

"Man you went in there and got straight cut up!"

by Donald McCann August 8, 2007

Cut up

to fucken own a bitch with verbal disses to the point where they have no respect left

Tommy: yo nigga yo dicks so small you need some tweezers and macaroni to masturbate
Bystander: yo that nigga got cut up!

by dalax July 11, 2008

Cutting up

Making derek a cheese sandwich

Hey derek what do u want for ur cutting up ?

by _evanss September 13, 2020