Curtaining.

The act of putting a curtain between two males as they engage sexualy with a female situated in the middle. This lets the threesome occur without either male witness the others sweaty leering face and cumface. Reducing the result of a turn off. High fives may still occur around the side of the curtain.

"Curtaining." is so much better for my eyes."

"Jack and James curtained Jill last night."

by Kreg1st April 12, 2010

curtains

It's curtainsthe ending of something or realizing it's over with or done for

When issac hit his face on the floor he knew it was curtains

by Therightmeanings August 3, 2016

curtains

The hairstyle in which shorter hair is parted in the middle, leaving 2 sections on either side. If you have this hairstyle there is a 60% higher chance someone will fall in love with you.

rick: woah look that kid got curtains
jas: there’s now a 60% higher chance of me falling in love with him

by Beggars September 22, 2019

Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

by Tom May 2, 2003

Curtain

When someone is being an absolute dick. Usually a mess about insult but can be taken seriously .

Person 1: oi you stop being a fuckin curtain

Person 2: sorry

by Getmeoffthissite January 8, 2020

curtains

big funky nasty pussy lips resembling chewed-up bologna!

i spread the curtains on that ho!

by booferama November 8, 2006

Curtain

N. skirt

Adj. the description of gettin into said skirt.

Adj. a way of life by frequently getting into said skirt.

K: Meff man u open them curtains yet?!?!?!?!?!

Meff: Not yet! I think they are titanium lined!!!!

by K K Dub December 20, 2006