Cupecake is a person who is prone to extreme exaggerations, and loud obnoxious behavior. He is a person who make outlandish claims and repeats the same sayings constantly. His Self proclaimed achievements include :
Holding the high school track record.
Playing Triple A Baseball
Having a Second Degree Blackbelt in Ta Quan Do
Drinking a 5th of whiskey nightly
Doing enough cocaine to kill a family of elephants
Dealing more cocaine than recorded in Louisiana history.
Worked 30 years in a chemical plant
Broke a mans jaw in a single punch
Has a penis so big it hits his knee
Owns 18 rent houses
Dealt cocaine at work, which he filled his tool box with
Daughter is a doctor who live with 5 other female doctors
Was in the Italian Mafia
Know more about football than anyone alive.
All before he turn 50.
"Did that really Happen or are you being a cupcake
To pay more attention to your girlfriend, or any "non-slut," over your friends. Variation: crossing the principle of "bros before hoes"
King of Cupcakes: AJ
When a muffin is consumed by magic.
When a muffin and a unicorn fall in love they have cupcake
A cupcake is a person who...
...from outward appearance you would assume they are tough, but on the inside they are soft.
...can be very sweet.
...is the perfect size, just the right amount of everything.
...is also cute yet delicious.
...people are always in the mood to hang out with them, just like people are always in the mood to have cupcakes.
...people never get sick of.
“I think Richy’s nickname should be Cupcake. It describes him perfectly.”
“Hey Cupcake! What’s up?”
when someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and throw the now handheld fart in your face
" yo shut up or ill cupcake you!"
"lol, dude johnny is asleep. should i cupcake him"
the whores of the muffin world
Those cupcakes are the whores of the muffin world.
A fan fiction story featuring the My Little Ponies: Friendship Is Magic ponies written by Sergeant Sprinkles. I thought it was kinda funny but most people think it's fucked up.
The Cupcakes story is on Google Documents if anyone wants to read it.
Its a fucking bread product with fucking frosting you perverts
want some cupcakes? Yeah. ill make 'em. YUMMY FROSTING!