Holding the high school track record.
Playing Triple A Baseball
Having a Second Degree Blackbelt in Ta Quan Do
Drinking a 5th of whiskey nightly
Doing enough cocaine to kill a family of elephants
Dealing more cocaine than recorded in Louisiana history.
Worked 30 years in a chemical plant
Broke a mans jaw in a single punch
Has a penis so big it hits his knee
Owns 18 rent houses
Dealt cocaine at work, which he filled his tool box with
Daughter is a doctor who live with 5 other female doctors
Was in the Italian Mafia
Know more about football than anyone alive.
All before he turn 50.
...from outward appearance you would assume they are tough, but on the inside they are soft.
...can be very sweet.
...is the perfect size, just the right amount of everything.
...is also cute yet delicious.
...people are always in the mood to hang out with them, just like people are always in the mood to have cupcakes.
...people never get sick of.
“Hey Cupcake! What’s up?”