cunk 

To screw up/get screwed over, usually without a chance of redeeming oneself immediately.

Synonymous to bone/boned or screw/screwed, but with less overt sexual connotations.

Popularized by YouTuber and speedrunner SimpleFlips, especially due to the fact that the YouTube algorithm mistook the randomly invented word for a similarly-spelled curse word and demonitized him relentlessly until he started “censoring” himself.

“Come on, don’t cunk me, dude.”
“You can’t keep cunking them like that.”
“I thought I was doing a safe idea, and then I cunked myself.”

cunk by TheRobotMenace October 18, 2020

cunk 

1. A verb used in a specific phrase to tell them that you’re about to do something that will completely blow their mind and destroy their penis.
2. Gang jelq.

1. hold up gotta CUNK!
2. hold up gotta CUNK!

cunk by Viko the Pirate October 4, 2018

Cunk 

Cunk is a word that can be applied in any scenario, because it has no meaning. It can be a noun, a verb, even an adjective.

Bill: Hey John, do you cunk?
John: No, what does cunk mean?
Bill: It can mean whatever you want it to mean, dude.

Cunk by Superdan333 December 6, 2020

Cunk 

Bonk, but more violent.

The Cunk Agenda

Cunk by cunkmaster March 29, 2020

Cunk 

Normie LuL

SimpleFlips totally just made me cunk

Cunk by LumpyPumpy August 4, 2019

Cunk 

The first song in the album HiLo by Jack Stauber that sounds like a racial slur but isn't about a racial slur

Adam: "You listen to Cunk?"
Josh: "The fuck did you just call me?"
Adam: "I asked if you listened to the song Cunk"
Josh: "...oh"

Cunk by Ne0Playz July 29, 2018

Cunk 

Chunks of matter found in the vagina.

EEEEEWWWWW! I just got some cunk on my toungue.

Fuck you eat the cunk!

Cunk by Jozecom September 18, 2005