The act of defecating semen out one's anus after semen was placed there either through a sexual act or scientific exploration.
After my boyfriend planted his seed in my ass, I ran to the toilet and took a fat cump so I didn't get pregnant anally.
by ArtThief August 18, 2022
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A paradoxical statement meaning “cump”.
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by Publius__ August 21, 2023
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Useful for when you want to tell someone they are a cum-dumpster, but they’re just not worth the syllables.
Instead of, “OMG you slept with HIM?! Youare such a damn cumdumpster!”
“Fuck’n cump.”
by Maxi P April 6, 2022
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Short for "cumprimentos", a portuguese word meaning "cheers, regards". Usually used in messaging or forums to show gratitude but usage may vary. It can be used for showing you are done talking and will not say any further, while not being too rude and abrupt. It may also be used to bait and anger other people.
A: What's the square root of 25?
B: It's 5.
A: I see, cumps.

1: That german dictator is a monster! He is the culmination of all human scum!
2: Actually, he did nothing wrong. Cumps.

A: Gosh, you are SO annoying! Stop talking to me!
B: I know, right? You too! Cumps.
A: YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE, OH MY GOD!
by Huaehm November 25, 2022
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When you cum and smoke a blunt at the same time, if you know somebody who does this you don’t cross them
Father:Oh look kids a cumper! Observe closely
Cumper: *incoherent shreking*
by ThatOneCumper November 5, 2020
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You have to do a cump to get past this screen.
by Rand0mHum4n July 19, 2023
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by Sleemron September 18, 2021
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