Cump

A word originating in Hoboken NJ as a shortened way to say companion.

What’s up cump?

by OGHoboken October 26, 2017

Cump

Colloquially known as the "one pump dump". To cum after only one pump

Dasha was so tight and wet, I could not help but cump. She was not impressed.

by The Stinge February 8, 2015

Cump

The act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time. A much lonelier version of the blumpkin.

Don't ever go to the bathroom after Joe has been in there. He's been known to cump in public restrooms.

by Captain Bacon December 18, 2009

Cump

A fat bowel movement made entirely out of all the loads you just took. It’s going to be wet.

I need to use the bathroom ASAP - all those fine Puerto Ricans busted their nut in the boy pussy so I gotta go take a fat cump:

by DuckRuffles July 6, 2023

Cump

A well known whore
A female who always takes a load when presented with the opportunity
A cum dumpster

Word derived from cum and dump combing the two giving us Cump
Note: Widely used in and believed to have originated in North Jersey.

That girl is such a whore. What a cump.

by Jersey Filth February 7, 2019

Cump

A word that can take the place of any other word known to human kind. Generally used by those of the 2011 class of B.H.S. Its main purpose is to sound extremely perverted yet have no real meaning of its own.

Yesterday i cumped a cow on my way to school
The teacher said," no cumping in the hallways"
Cump you, you mother-cumper!

by Cole! September 5, 2008

Cump

An offensive expression used to describe an imperceptive action performed by someone.

"Bill shot himself in the leg with a shotgun"

"What a cump"

by Carnage44 April 22, 2008