cum sock

the sacred rag, typically stashed under ones bed. used when one is horny

bro, you want a tissue?
Nah, ill just use my cum sock!

by ILoveDickCheese69 March 24, 2023

cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that in which guys jack off and have cumgasms.

Even my cadet roomie's cum-sock smells good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that guys put over their dicks to jack off with so there's no clean-up required.

Even my roomie's cum-sock smells good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

cum sock

A sock that has cum in it. Preferably not the cum from the person who wears that sock.

"Dude what the fuck!? There's a cum sock by your bed!"

by iamplaaanet April 22, 2019

cum socks

when a guy cums into a girls sock(s) and she puts them on

dude last night she wore cum socks

by death their May 20, 2014

cum socks

when a guy cums into his girlfriends sock(s) and she puts them back on

dude she totally wore cum socks last night

by death their May 20, 2014

Cum Sock Gambit

A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.

Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”

by Cum Sock Gambiter February 20, 2022