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8.
A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A cullen is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.

A cullen usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a cullen.

A cullen can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A cullen can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.

I digress explaining a cullen any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A cullen.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?

Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.

Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.

Woman B: Wow I think that was a cullen. Your such a bitch.
by cock craver April 15, 2013
 
9.
An amazing guy any girl would be lucky to be with. He is super hot and sexy and perfect. He is smart and funny. He can always make you smile and it's always a great time being with him. He is a fantastic kisser and you will never want to leave him. He is the best boyfriend that any girl could ever have. He'll make any day an adventure. He is also true to himself and to others. He will not hide who he is and who he is is the best person you can ever meet in the world.
"I met Cullen today, my life is complete."
"I am completely in love with Cullen."
"Cullen always makes every day great."
by LittleBloodyButterfly April 12, 2013
 
10.
A group or family of very cold and lovely non human people, this "family" includes Carlisle,Esme,Rosalie,Emmett,Alice,Jasper,
Edward,Bella,Renesema.
I Love that family there just like the cullens
by wizerdzandwolfz April 25, 2009
 
11.
Conducting informal reconnaissance in an unintentional manner.
My cousin and my girlfriend were Cullen all up on my Facebook.
by Captain Sparkle April 30, 2012
 
12.
To creepily watch/stalk someone, generally someone with whom one is in a relationship, systematically removing them from other friendships in an attempt to render them utterly incapable of independent action.
A: Don't look now, but I think Dave is watching you from the bushes.

B: He's just making sure no one gets too close.

A: He's totally Cullening you.
by thebestlunchtableever February 16, 2010
 
13.
to be a short, bald obnoxious little irish guy who acts like one of the jewish chicks from that weird hipster hbo show "girls"! a guy who films himself banging fat chicks and you dont know it's him to you see his little red irish hand enter the video!
That dude is such a cullen! I mean how fucking small are his hands? What does that say about his shoe size? we should call the dudes at Belgian loafers to find out.
by billydfromnyc March 05, 2013
 
14.
Noun. To creepily stalk and or/follow possessively. In a romantic relationship, to try and prevent the significant other from having outside friendships or other meaningful interactions. Derived from last name of well-known vampire hero with possessive tendencies.
Girl 1: So then he slashed my tires after I talked to Jake at your party.

Girl 2: He's totally cullening you - get out while you can.
by M's Team Jacob May 29, 2010