A book by Stephen King, about a 200 pound St. Bernard (named Cujo) who becomes rabid and kills several people.
by Hitroshimite August 3, 2003
by JWMW.xo April 24, 2009
An aggressive dog (canis lupus familiaris), known to be popular by Call Of Duty players, made famous by YouTube commentator, TheMarkOfJ.
by CallOfDutyTurtle July 8, 2011
Taken from the West African (Akan) day name, Kudjo, which is a the name for a male born on Monday. In areas like the Gullah region of South Carolina where some aspects of West African language has been preserved, using day names like Cujo ond Cuffee (taken from Kofi, the name for a male born on Friday) is not uncommon.
by lionqueen July 28, 2016
Stage alias for the reknown and talented trip-hop, IDM, and electronic musician, Amon Tobin. Known for his groovy work, inside and outside of videogame and movie-related music scores.
"The musical score for the videogame, Infamous, among others, was written by Amon Tobin, also known as Cujo."
by Zandroid April 8, 2012
A dog with aggressive or unpredictable behavior. (Based on the rapid dog from Stephen King's novel.)
by oaklander July 21, 2006
Proper Noun: A religion and compilation of theoretical ideas based off of the supernatural effects of masturbating.
The basic theory is that if one masturbates, he will have a negative events happening to him for a 24 hour or more period. The events vary in negativity depending on the consecutive masturbations before a period has ended, intensity of masturbation, and subject of masturbation. There are many more factors, but they have been untested and cannot be defined at this moment.
The prophet and founder, ironically, is an avid masturbator.
Verb: The act of masturbating while believing that there are negative effects to it.
The basic theory is that if one masturbates, he will have a negative events happening to him for a 24 hour or more period. The events vary in negativity depending on the consecutive masturbations before a period has ended, intensity of masturbation, and subject of masturbation. There are many more factors, but they have been untested and cannot be defined at this moment.
The prophet and founder, ironically, is an avid masturbator.
Verb: The act of masturbating while believing that there are negative effects to it.
Example:
Kevin: I almost got laid last night. Dammit!
Paul: Why? What happened?
Kevin: As the chick was coming out of my Enzo Ferrari to go home with me, a meteor, with the words "fuck you" inscribed in it, crashed down and killed her and smashed the beautiful Enzo as well.
Paul: What a coincidence.
Kevin: No, I had it coming. I cujos'd for 5 hours straight every night for the last 5 month while watching Hannah Montanna, Wizards of Waverly Place, and various other Disney TV shows.
Kevin: I almost got laid last night. Dammit!
Paul: Why? What happened?
Kevin: As the chick was coming out of my Enzo Ferrari to go home with me, a meteor, with the words "fuck you" inscribed in it, crashed down and killed her and smashed the beautiful Enzo as well.
Paul: What a coincidence.
Kevin: No, I had it coming. I cujos'd for 5 hours straight every night for the last 5 month while watching Hannah Montanna, Wizards of Waverly Place, and various other Disney TV shows.
by DogEatah July 25, 2011