Cashier: Would you like one that's short but has lots of girth or one with length but no girth?
Slut: One Cucumber long and thick.
Slut: One Cucumber long and thick.
by TerBearDonCare May 20, 2015
by Brithney bitch March 30, 2018
Why the fuck you looking up cucumber are you straight dumb cunt you should know what the fuck that is
by THE_HENTAI_GOD February 9, 2018
A person who is literally at the bottom of the food chain. This person is a pussy who has a 9PM bedtime. They are a literal gay ass vegetable who thinks they're smart and cool but really thinks gravity and magnets are the same.
by Mahusive man July 11, 2023
by Faggot Disorder May 20, 2020
Breasts that take the shape of cucumbers when she leans forward slightly. The nipples dangling right at the bottom. When stood up straight they resemble two flat plaice
Jane: What type of breasts would you say I had? Flapjacks? Lemons? Mail bags?
Sarah: I'd say cucumbers
Sarah: I'd say cucumbers
by VeryVisionary June 30, 2023
A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.
by @AronymouslyGay October 16, 2015