cranial rectitis 

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."

Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?

cranial rectitis by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

cyniah

A fun beautiful young women who is not afraid to say what's on her mind and who also attracts lots of men to her. Also she is not the one to be played with. Many girls hate on her of how she Carrys her self with grace,beauty, and confidence.

"I wish I could be like that girl Cyniah."

Boys:
"Aye,you see that Cyniah over there. She is so beautiful "

cyniah by Niah20042000 June 2, 2016

Arcade Craniacs 

Youtubers named Edward and Nicole who make satirical comedy videos as parodies of other Youtubers who make content geared towards younger children, such as ImJayStation. They are known for their videos about Among Us, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Elmo, and their viral memes such as the "you are sus" meme.

Have you seen that new Arcade Craniacs video? You are sus! Amogus amirite?

Arcade Craniacs by emid May 14, 2021

ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME  

A chronic condition by which the physical connections between the buttocks and head are reversed, causing fecal material to spew from the mouth. Conventional treatments include wiring the jaws shut or the prompt use of a gag ball.

ACIS is more harmful to those coming in contact with the ACIS person than the ACIS person him/herself. Even casual contact results in looks of disbelief, screaming and the uncontrolable urge to place one's hands over one's ears and yell "Make it stop". Family and friends living with an ACIS patient are advised to wear ear plugs, or in more extreme cases, to drive shiskabob spears through their ears.

Not to be confused with having Head-Up-Assitisis or Asshatoses.

President Bush displayed symptoms of Anal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome at his last interview when he spoke about his legacy.

ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME by radfringe December 20, 2008

Cranialrectalectomy 

The surgical removal of ones head from their ass. With excessive amounts of pain.

That guy needs to get a cranialrectalectomy!

Cranialrectalectomy by GreatTesticlese December 27, 2010

cranial rectal inversion 

The act of having your head up your ass.

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."

cranial rectal inversion by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

Arcade Craniacs 

A channel which, at first glance seems like a generic 3AM clickbait channel. When in reality the clickbait videos are made to be stupid and are parodies of 3AM videos. Most of the channel revolves around Chuck E. Cheese, with videos such as

“ATTACKED BY CHUCK E. CHEESE!! 5 KIDS MISSING AT CHUCK E. CHEESE ARCADE!?”and
“ORDERING CHUCK E. CHEESE POTION FROM THE DARK WEB AT 3AM!! (SCARY)”
In the videos, Edward (the owner of the channel) acts very ecstatic to parody 3AM youtubers.

AC: “HEY GUYS IT’S ARCADE CRANIACS AND TODAY GUYS WE ORDERED A CHUCK E CHEESE POTION FRON THE DARK WEB OKAY GUYS AND I’M GOING TO DRINK IT!!”

Arcade Craniacs by TheBigPayday June 29, 2021