Crotch-boy 

A word used to describe a male who stinks of sweaty ass and/or crotch that can be smelled within a 3 feet radius.

Jeff: Is that swass I smell?

Blake: Yeah, that's the crotch-boy sitting next to me.

Jeff: Oh, that explains the smell.

Crotch-boy by kingpin202 November 24, 2009

crotchboobs

Brony term, meaning breasts in the crotch area of a pony from the My Little Pony franchise, used in MLP fanart. They appear to be attached/grown from the top of the inside back legs, or slightly forward on the lower abdomen. God knows who thought this was a good idea.

Do not look up "crotchboobs" unless you want to be traumatised.

Brony FanArtist: Hey, I decided my current drawings of characters from a TV show designed for little girls weren't sexualised enough, so I decided to add BOOBS in the CROTCH area, crotchboobs, gettit?

Brony: Hot. I'm not a pervert, honestly.

crotchboobs by Fen94 April 16, 2014

Chotchboy 

a faggy male who thinks he is better then you at everything.

Dan was such a chotchboy when he decided to ask his girlfriend for a ride home instead of his brother.

Chotchboy by jennol robbins August 23, 2008

Crotchbomber

Sarcastic name for someone like Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who carries an explosive device in his shorts.

DHS's Napolitano's response to the crotchbomber: "We're looking to make sure that this sort of incident cannot recur."

Crotchbomber by DrWex December 29, 2009

crotchboobs

Testicles that are so big, they look like female breasts.

A guy looks like he has bowling balls in his shorts.

"Daaayum, dude got crotchboobs!"

crotchboobs by My pseudonym that appears onli July 31, 2016

Crotchbone 

the low-key way of saying boner

Person 1: Hey look! He totally has a crotchbone!
Person 2: Haha oh my god

Crotchbone by crackfairychristina May 2, 2018