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Crotchtastic 

David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!
Crotchtastic by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010

crotchtastrophe 

A terrible, terrible occurance, usually pertaining to the crotch region.
"Jeepers, that sure was a crotchtastrophe at the game the other night. I didn't think that guy would walk again."
crotchtastrophe by Victoriahhhhh December 27, 2007

Crotchnasty

The act having a brisk fuck under pressure, usually before a deadline or before company arrives.
Went crotchnasty with the wife before her cousin's son's bosse's old roommate from Berkley came for dinner.
Crotchnasty by Moose_Balls7 December 31, 2021

crotchmasking 

When one player who jumps with great athleticism, jumps so high his crotch is in the facemask of his opponent. Usually occurs during the sport of football.
"Coach that's not fair, he's jumping so high he's crotchmasking me. Isn't that a penalty or something?"

crotchass 

The section of ass you see when you look through a girls legs
Guy 1: damn dude, you see that girls crotchass when we was walking up them stairs?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was a fine crotchass.
crotchass by LaxBros69 September 4, 2017

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026