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Crooch is when you get cramp in your gooch, it is the bodies way to tell you that you have major butthurt.
Will got crooch because he liked an offensive facebook page.
As Sam slayed a dragon he could feel himself crooching up.
Dawson was wiping his ass when he got crooch.
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A noticeable outward rounding of the mons veneris (or mons pubis) due to unusual collection of adipose tissue around the pubic bone extending to the vulva, on an otherwise thin and sexy body.

It encompasses the pudendal cleft and might or might not extend to the full length of the labia majora.

According to some, a real crooch is one whose preponderance hides the clitoral hood and, completely or in part, the labia minora.

Generally used with a positive connotation.

Introduced in northern New Mexico, from crotch and pooch: literally a pooch on the crotch.
I love your crooch.
Your crooch is so sexy.
That's not a crooch, you're just fat.
Such a smoking bod, and with a crooch too.
by xtn May 13, 2011
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The mix of crotch and cooch. The location on your pants that you smell to know weather or not they are clean enough to wear.
Friend 1: Do my pants smell clean?
Friend 2: Oh hell no girl, get back! I'm not going to smell your crooch.
by greenpassion July 01, 2009
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An outward rounding of the Mons Veneris (or Mons Pubis) due to noticeable collection of adipose tissue around the pubic bone on an otherwise thin body.

It encompasses the pudendal cleft and might or might or might not not extend to the full length of the labia majora.

Used with a positive connotation.

Introduced in northern New Mexico, from pooch+crotch: literally a pooch on the crotch.
You have such a sexy crooch
by xtn May 13, 2011
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