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1 definition by 1337haxsn1p3rL0rdzzzzzzZzZzzZ

Crooch is when you get cramp in your gooch, it is the bodies way to tell you that you have major butthurt.
Will got crooch because he liked an offensive facebook page.
As Sam slayed a dragon he could feel himself crooching up.
Dawson was wiping his ass when he got crooch.
by 1337haxsn1p3rL0rdzzzzzzZzZzzZ August 18, 2012
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