by HarriTombRaider July 9, 2009
Crofting is a individual engaging in the licking of a mans testicles as a sexual act, this is very often referring to a homosexual situation.
by Big Bobbins July 6, 2014
A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.
I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.
by DunnP January 2, 2022
by alpetergriffin April 7, 2021
queefing while walking;
walking while queefing;
Similar to crop dusting
In reference to Lara Croft of the Tomb Raider series. She raids lots of dusty tombs.
walking while queefing;
Similar to crop dusting
In reference to Lara Croft of the Tomb Raider series. She raids lots of dusty tombs.
by Lasagnaforbrains August 2, 2018
The greatest female action hero of all time. very smart, athletic. Rich with 3 mansions. has a funny attitude, does everything. very popular. 9 video games, 2 movies. brown hair, big boobs....
QUOTES:
Bryce: My ignorance amuses me... My ignorance amuses me?
Lara Croft: Yes well I've always found your ignorance quite amusing.
Lara Croft: Nature is about balance. All the world comes in pairs. Yin and Yang. Right and Wrong. Men and Women. What's pleasure without pain.
Lara Croft: But you might try to kill me.
Manfred Powell: I'm not going to kill you.
Lara Croft: I said you'd try.
Lara Croft: Remember that no gun rule? I reconsidered!
Kosa: Do you ever do anything the easy way?
Lara Croft: And risk disappointing you?
Anaya Imanu: Lara, can you hear me? Those bastards from town are here, and they're coming down after you!
Lara Croft: Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home.
Lara Croft: If I was you, I'd grab your Cro-Magnon cowboy over there and run as fast as your little legs will carry you. Au revoir, mon chèr.
Lara Croft: after reading the ancient writing in the tomb Right, so... Pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off.
Bryce: My ignorance amuses me... My ignorance amuses me?
Lara Croft: Yes well I've always found your ignorance quite amusing.
Lara Croft: Nature is about balance. All the world comes in pairs. Yin and Yang. Right and Wrong. Men and Women. What's pleasure without pain.
Lara Croft: But you might try to kill me.
Manfred Powell: I'm not going to kill you.
Lara Croft: I said you'd try.
Lara Croft: Remember that no gun rule? I reconsidered!
Kosa: Do you ever do anything the easy way?
Lara Croft: And risk disappointing you?
Anaya Imanu: Lara, can you hear me? Those bastards from town are here, and they're coming down after you!
Lara Croft: Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home.
Lara Croft: If I was you, I'd grab your Cro-Magnon cowboy over there and run as fast as your little legs will carry you. Au revoir, mon chèr.
Lara Croft: after reading the ancient writing in the tomb Right, so... Pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off.
by ryth September 9, 2009