2. Product released by the same company that is supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes they call shoes.
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2. You know that feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat?
Oh god the croc butter, it burns.