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"What took you so long?"
"Sorry, I took the long way here and had a good crive to All By Myself"
crive by lostandfawn January 13, 2010
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Crave+Drive=Crive
A sensation when one craves for something and it becomes the drive of, or the actual drive to it.
"I found myself came to a point where I crived so deeply, just in an instant, I finally had the motivation to do it."

- Are you in the car?
- I'm criving to meet with my boyfriend; it's been a month since I last saw him.
- So, now it's literally a Sex Crive.
crive by pekiboy July 23, 2015

Induced Drazy Crive 

A state of sheer bliss experience upon being in the company of an incredibly Godlike, gorgeous and stunning individual who exudes an irresistible magnetism which drives you crazy. Their incredibleness influences you in such a way that words jumble and thus the term 'drazy crive' was dubbed to label the experience. Note the DrazyCrive inducer requires a high level of the above stated qualities, at least enough to shatter all measuring devices used to record their intensities. In other words, the inducer is one awesome entity.
have you met that foot ball player? i'll say, i think i'm about to fall with a bout of induced drazy crive.

Not for me, Clive

Popularised by football co-commentator Andy Townsend, this is essentially an alternative way of saying “I don’t think so”.

The two main benefits are:
- it seemingly absolves you of any responsibility to say how you arrived at your decision
- it implies that whatever you’re judging is a load of nonsense that doesn't deserve further comment

Particularly useful when talking about a new-fangled, modern idea you can’t really get your head around.
“A cafe that only serves cereal? Not for me, Clive.”
Wow, Jimmy's such a crier!
crier by Sir Felipe February 14, 2020

Chives for eyes 

To be so tired that your eyes cant open. Looking at someone with the eyes narrowed . Usually occurs the day after a long night of partying.
Chives for eyes by Battyguy August 29, 2013