The most common engineering major at any polytechnic university. For all those men (and/or women...you know who you are, my ladies in plaid!) who can actually get some in a school full of nerds and untouched twat.
School of Chengineering. Enroll now!
Sally: Hey Mike I recently heard you changed your major!
Mike: I know, nigga. I just couldn't handle nuclear engineering anymore so I switched to chengineering.
Sally: Chengineering? I've never heard of that. What is it?
Mike: Come hang out tonight and you'll see. Hollaa!!
A way of fixing something without doing it in the traditional, proper manner. WD40, gaffer tape or a hammer will fix almost anything. The war cry of the chengineer is: "If in doubt, give it a clout"
"This doesn'tneed a professional, it requires a Chengineer. Make it so!".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'