Cringineer 

An engineer whose "feats" of engineering are cringe worthy. Similar to ghetto engineering or Jerry-rigging .

In an attempt to repair the broken helicopter rotor, the cringineer duct taped a fork to it.

Cringineer by Poe's_mom July 28, 2013

Chengineering 

Simply put: clitoral hood engineering.

The most common engineering major at any polytechnic university. For all those men (and/or women...you know who you are, my ladies in plaid!) who can actually get some in a school full of nerds and untouched twat.

School of Chengineering. Enroll now!

Sally: Hey Mike I recently heard you changed your major!

Mike: I know, nigga. I just couldn't handle nuclear engineering anymore so I switched to chengineering.

Sally: Chengineering? I've never heard of that. What is it?

Mike: Come hang out tonight and you'll see. Hollaa!!

Chengineering by Tigga, please June 5, 2011

Chingineer 

An engineer or some type of computer geek that is of Chinese decent.

Man the campus is full of all these fresh off the boat chingineers.

Chingineer by Spectre04 June 28, 2008

Chengineer 

A way of fixing something without doing it in the traditional, proper manner. WD40, gaffer tape or a hammer will fix almost anything. The war cry of the chengineer is: "If in doubt, give it a clout"

"This doesn't need a professional, it requires a Chengineer. Make it so!".

Chengineer by Andy Slag June 8, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016