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Chimp it Down 

Rephrasing a statement such that the concepts contained in the statement are simple enough for a being of lesser intelligence (ex. chimp or vb programmer) to understand.
Let me chimp it down for you - when I said we need to make the interface more intuitive, I meant "you need to learn HTML and fix that hideous piece of junk".
Chimp it Down by Maxwell Power January 11, 2006
A crumpdown is when you have the last 4 crumpets, they're absolutely fucking lush and then you finish them. They're so nice that you want more, but there aren't any crumpets left so you're left helpless wanting for more.
Symptoms are: Shaking, cold sweats, increased heart rate, slurring of words and blurred vision
"Duude, I need a fix I'm crumping down pretty hard, make it extra buttery. This is the worst crumpdown ever!"
Crumpdown by PeaTearGriffin. February 22, 2009
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004