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The name for the apparatus which holds up a goal net.

Most often used to describe an awful shot on FIFA
Martin Tyler:" And he takes a shot!"
Somebody who misses the shot: "Well at least I got the Crimmer"
Crimmer by Crimmer October 22, 2014

pie crimper 

Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.
Ohh look at her, she is a right pie crimper
pie crimper by Perruzo December 7, 2009

shelby crider 

the most beautiful girl in the history of anything and erik really likes her more than anything
shelby crider by EG (; February 15, 2014
A person who commits multiple crimes over time but never gets caught.
Man, Steve is such a criminal, he's always breaking the law.

No dude, he's a crimer, he's never been busted.
Crimer by Wordsworthl3ss June 7, 2016
aka crusty crit. someone who looks like a rat and is really dumb and obnoxious
Dylan is such a dumb cridder
cridder by Your momma is juicy December 5, 2016
A person who commits many crimes or does bad things. A crimer is generally a bad person.
Quit being such a crimer!
Crimer by anti-crimer April 25, 2009