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Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.
Ohh look at her, she is a right pie crimper
by Perruzo December 07, 2009
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