crassmantic
“My boyfriend is so crassmantic, he told me that when I'm slurping on his Schlong, that I complete him.”
crassmantic by The Ominous Harbinger January 26, 2009
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Cressmanship
Craftsmanship on the next level.
What superior Cressmanship!
Cressmanship by Capri Blu September 10, 2019
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Pulling a Crossman
1. When you restate anything that was said between 5 seconds to 3 minute.
2. When you continually try to get somebodys attention even though they are either not there or you forget what you were going to say
3. You stop talking in mid sentence to fondle your elbow
4. Scream really loud while aggrooing everything you find
2. When you continually try to get somebodys attention even though they are either not there or you forget what you were going to say
3. You stop talking in mid sentence to fondle your elbow
4. Scream really loud while aggrooing everything you find
Guy 1: Hey we're going to go get something to eat.
Guy 2: Yeah sounds good
(30 Seconds later)
Guy 3: Hey we should go get something to eat
Guy 1 and 2: Stopt Pulling a Crossman.
Guy 2: Yeah sounds good
(30 Seconds later)
Guy 3: Hey we should go get something to eat
Guy 1 and 2: Stopt Pulling a Crossman.
Pulling a Crossman by Cpt Saddlebags October 8, 2009
Mr. Crossman
A teacher who never lets you go outside the class room to either take a piss or to go to the bathroom if your having cramps.
Girl 1: Mr. Crossman can I go to the bathroom I have cramps
Mr. Crossman: It can wait
Girl 1: But I have cramps
Mr.Crossman: I dont care stay in the class room
Girl: I NEED A TAMPON
Mr. Crossman: It can wait
Girl 1: But I have cramps
Mr.Crossman: I dont care stay in the class room
Girl: I NEED A TAMPON
Mr. Crossman by ITS RUDOF BITCH November 5, 2014
Chessman
Needless to say, this is a nickname for a very specific kind of dude, not specifically one who plays chess.
This is the kind of guy who always makes all the right plays, and receives an ungodly amount of rizz.
The "right plays" is originally based off the terminology used in the game, Chess.
This is the kind of guy who always makes all the right plays, and receives an ungodly amount of rizz.
The "right plays" is originally based off the terminology used in the game, Chess.
Person 1: Hey! Did you see that sick guy at the party?
Person 2: How could I miss him?! He was a total Chessman!
Person 2: How could I miss him?! He was a total Chessman!
Chessman by DeleriumNautilus February 14, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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