Using 1 pint of your favorite ice cream, you soften it up in a microwave and then insert your hard penis into said ice cream, making it feel like a cold vaginal cavity. You can then place the container in between your matress or couch cushion and thrust your penis in and out of the ice cream container until your reach your orgasm.
My girlfriend wasn't up to sex last night so I was getting increasingly horny, so I decided to give myself a cream job... IT FELT SO GOOD!
by Cfresh763 May 06, 2010